You'll laugh out loud until you cry!

Make your own Faceplanting page and invite your friends to
creatively interpret your swollen face. You simply upload a head shot
and then your friends can morph your face in hilarious ways. It's fun,
easy, and free, so what are you waiting for? image

Noun: 1: The act, art, or sport of one that faceplants.
2: From faceplant which is a sudden face-first fall.
3: A phenomenon usually associated with unpleasant physical facial impact that can now be experienced safely online amongst friends, most often to great hilarious effect.
Usage: I did a faceplant, hitting the ground hard with my face. It was a major faceplanting, and it hurt.

I'm ready for a good FacePlanting!